Miscellany 18 Dec 2006 08:29 pm
Wheaton’s Funnies
I have some stocking stuffers hidden under my bed, alongside a bag of blocks someone gave to Rowan that are awaiting wrapping paper. Wheaton sometimes lays down on my bed when he wants “quiet time” and apparently he’s been spending some of that time snooping…
Celia: Mom! Don’t let Wheaton in your room! He’s been snooping for stuff!
Wheaton: She lies! I did not Mom. I don’t know what’s under your bed. I just know there’s a bag.
Celia: well then tell us what you saw in the bag.
Wheaton: I didn’t see anything. I did NOT see the videos. I promise. I only saw the legos. Just the legos, not the videos……
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Up four times after bedtime Wheaton came down with a stomach ache.
Wheaton: I have bad throw up. I tell ya, it’s bad. In the toilet and everything.
Dad: Do you want some medicine?
Wheaton: oh yeah. My belly hurts so bad.
Mom: well he did get into a whole bag of candy today so I bet he’s sick alright (Wheaton gets sick with sugar; it’s vomit trigger for him).
Wheaton: Oh yeah. I hope I don’t get spanked for that. Well it’s kinda too late.
