Life before 2008 19 Apr 2007 01:45 pm
True Story.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was about to get hit!!! 
Story behind the story: a gorgeous rooster lives down the road, taking his fill of the bugs and worms on two sides of the road. There is a meadow on one side and he likes to peruse that area when it’s early and dewy and hangs around his house on the other side of the road during the day. So Herr Rooster, (and he is that pretty variety with the luminscent dark feathers on his body, a golden head and neck, and very red cock and waddle), was struting his stuff across on the shoulder. As I neared in my lane and another car neared in the oncoming lane, Herr Rooster decided pretty fast that he better make a dash for it! Our two cars both swirved to avoid him and nearly hit each other, while he puttered quickly to the other side and gave those long feathers a good shake and dust off when he arrived.
Now can you imagine that accident report?!!
